New Age Bullshit Quiz Results

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Open yourself to the majesty of #nMass.


You may be ruled by #nMassBad without realizing it. Do not let it #vtDestroy the #nTheXOf of your #nPath.

#nameOfGod will #vOpenUp #adj #nMass.

The #nCosmos is calling to you via #fixedNP. Can you hear it? Reality has always been #adjWith #nPersonPlural whose #nOurPlural are #ppThingPrep #nMass. If you focus on #nMass, you'll have #nMassBad. But if you pursue #nMass2, #nMass will be guaranteed.

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